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Why does Hazzy only eat one egg?






Because one is un oeuf!!

Pourquoi les anglais n’aiment-ils pas les grenouilles ?
- Car elles font le thé tard.

good luck with that one :D

#5520654 Haz wrote:

Pourquoi les anglais n’aiment-ils pas les grenouilles ?
- Car elles font le thé tard.

good luck with that one :D

It took me a while ;)

i spent some good 15 minutes on hoggy's one :P

Mine is cute :D lol

My rudimentary (and really terrible) French skills translates this as:


Why do English not like frogs*?

Because they are for tea later.


I had to Google frogs, but I still don't get it...

great :D

In the same way "One is un oeuf" gives " One is enough"

"Thé tard" gives "tétard" which means tadpoles :P lol

You have to improve your rudimentary (but not that terrible) French skills :)

Ok :)

Lets improve now :)


what's bigger than god ?
Worse than evil ?
Poor people have it, rich people miss it
but if you eat it, you will die.


Tic, tac, tic, tac :)

Got it =) won't spoil it, but it's pretty cleaver =)

#5522757 Haz wrote:

Ok :)
what's bigger than god ?
Worse than evil ?
Poor people have it, rich people miss it
but if you eat it, you will die.

Got that one :)
...the 1 in french was a bit much for me...well, i wasnt gonna spend too much time trying to work it out hehe

A man walks 5 miles south.
He then walks 3 miles east.
He then walks 2 miles north
He then walks 1 mile west.
He then walks 3 miles north.
He is now at the same point from where he started.
Where is he?

Too easy hoggy =)

Found :P hardly but found :D