There was a young monk, call him scummy
Who refused to put food in his tummy
So in the end he was dead
'cause he wasn't well fed
And now we call him a dummy
Anyone can do better? :)
| #10548050 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:36 PM | |
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![]() Officer 1204 Posts | There was an old druid called Bulli Who's attitude was very sully His terrible mood Was totally rude But still better than the last line of this poem that I can't get to rhyme fully |
| #10548078 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:41 PM | |
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![]() Officer 1204 Posts | There once was a Swede called Zaggy Who's connection was very laggy At least that's what he said When he ended up dead Because he pants were too baggy |
| #10548090 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:45 PM | |
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![]() Social 67 Posts | There once was a druid called Jonnoj Talking about pants gave him much joy And when there are pockets? Oh boy oh boy! |
| #10548093 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:46 PM | |
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![]() Raider 412 Posts | Roflmao... Are you bored? |
| #10548120 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:52 PM · Edited over 11 years ago | |
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![]() Social 67 Posts | There once was a Pala named Gly He wished he could roll! He wished he could charge! And he also tried to fly! But in the end the only thing that always worked Was surfing that green wave And die |
| #10548149 Jan 20, 2015 at 12:00 AM | |
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![]() Officer 1204 Posts | The once was a douchebag called Wheiler He was a tank then a damage dealer When he played on his tank His playstyle was rank So now we want him to reroll a healer |
| #10548322 Jan 20, 2015 at 12:48 AM · Edited over 11 years ago | |
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![]() Raider 412 Posts | There onces was a guildmaster named Hog, who barkes to guildies like a mean dog. He randomly pulls ppl with some spell, that fucking annoys them as hell. But in the end he dies in purple fog. |
| #10548367 Jan 20, 2015 at 01:00 AM | |
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![]() Social 325 Posts | Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo... MOO Moo Moo M-m-moo Moooo moooo moooo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo... Wooopwoopwoop |
| #10549125 Jan 20, 2015 at 06:12 AM | |
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| #10557566 Jan 21, 2015 at 10:19 PM | |
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![]() Social 16 Posts | Is it ok to rap instead if u suck @ poetry? THIS SIGNATURE IS REAL |
| #10559519 Jan 22, 2015 at 11:10 AM | |
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| #10677526 Feb 16, 2015 at 03:34 PM | |
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![]() Social 16 Posts | There was a shaman with great teeth No one else around to compete Hoggy saw the shaman as an easy challenge to beat But both ended up at the dentist who was rather obese DAYUM THE POETRY IS REAL THIS SIGNATURE IS REAL |
| #10677592 Feb 16, 2015 at 03:51 PM | |
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| #10681029 Feb 17, 2015 at 08:26 AM · Edited over 11 years ago | |
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![]() Raider 95 Posts | Back in the days, about the time when the Lich King dies And the world was covered with ice It was mages who defended Azeroth Using no armor, wearing nothing but cloth Even slaying the beast with many teeth and eyes The ranks of Warlocks were thin as ice But with buffs o' plenty, like Blizzard from the skies Their foul ranks filled To finally get some bosses killed Now, they fill the raiding ranks like flies It is a true story, I tell you no lies But mages as always, are cool as ice Warming their bones By the warmth of the hearthstones Enjoying a little something from the Skyes /Z |
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