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#10548038 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:33 PM
Officer
1204 Posts
There was a young monk, call him scummy
Who refused to put food in his tummy
So in the end he was dead
'cause he wasn't well fed
And now we call him a dummy


Anyone can do better? :)
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#10548050 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:36 PM
Officer
1204 Posts
There was an old druid called Bulli
Who's attitude was very sully
His terrible mood
Was totally rude
But still better than the last line of this poem that I can't get to rhyme fully
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#10548078 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:41 PM
Officer
1204 Posts
There once was a Swede called Zaggy
Who's connection was very laggy
At least that's what he said
When he ended up dead
Because he pants were too baggy
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#10548090 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:45 PM
Social
67 Posts
There once was a druid called Jonnoj
Talking about pants gave him much joy
And when there are pockets?
Oh boy oh boy!
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#10548093 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:46 PM
Raider
412 Posts
Roflmao... Are you bored?
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#10548099 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:48 PM
Officer
1204 Posts
Being creative!
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#10548120 Jan 19, 2015 at 11:52 PM · Edited over 11 years ago
Social
67 Posts
There once was a Pala named Gly
He wished he could roll!
He wished he could charge!
And he also tried to fly!
But in the end the only thing that always worked
Was surfing that green wave
And die
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#10548149 Jan 20, 2015 at 12:00 AM
Officer
1204 Posts
The once was a douchebag called Wheiler
He was a tank then a damage dealer
When he played on his tank
His playstyle was rank
So now we want him to reroll a healer
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#10548322 Jan 20, 2015 at 12:48 AM · Edited over 11 years ago
Raider
412 Posts
There onces was a guildmaster named Hog,
who barkes to guildies like a mean dog.
He randomly pulls ppl with some spell,
that fucking annoys them as hell.
But in the end he dies in purple fog.
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#10548367 Jan 20, 2015 at 01:00 AM
Social
325 Posts
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo...
MOO Moo Moo
M-m-moo
Moooo moooo moooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo...
Wooopwoopwoop
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#10549125 Jan 20, 2015 at 06:12 AM
Social
518 Posts
#10548367 Cowazaki wrote:

Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo...
MOO Moo Moo
M-m-moo
Moooo moooo moooo
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo...



Best of all :D
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#10549213 Jan 20, 2015 at 07:00 AM
Social
325 Posts
Moooo <3
Wooopwoopwoop
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#10557566 Jan 21, 2015 at 10:19 PM
Social
16 Posts
Is it ok to rap instead if u suck @ poetry?
THIS SIGNATURE IS REAL
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#10559519 Jan 22, 2015 at 11:10 AM
Social
402 Posts
#10557566 Uahafa wrote:

Is it ok to rap instead if u suck @ poetry?


Only if you record and post it!
Btw, is that you on that litle pic? condoleances man, dayum!!
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#10677526 Feb 16, 2015 at 03:34 PM
Social
16 Posts
There was a shaman with great teeth
No one else around to compete
Hoggy saw the shaman as an easy challenge to beat
But both ended up at the dentist who was rather obese


DAYUM THE POETRY IS REAL
THIS SIGNATURE IS REAL
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#10677592 Feb 16, 2015 at 03:51 PM
Raider
412 Posts
#10677526 Uahafa wrote:

There was a shaman with great teeth
No one else around to compete
Hoggy saw the shaman as an easy challenge to beat
But both ended up at the dentist who was rather obese


DAYUM THE POETRY IS REAL



Better go back to school.... This doesn't make sense at all. Hahaha
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#10681029 Feb 17, 2015 at 08:26 AM · Edited over 11 years ago
Raider
95 Posts
Back in the days, about the time when the Lich King dies
And the world was covered with ice
It was mages who defended Azeroth
Using no armor, wearing nothing but cloth
Even slaying the beast with many teeth and eyes

The ranks of Warlocks were thin as ice
But with buffs o' plenty, like Blizzard from the skies
Their foul ranks filled
To finally get some bosses killed
Now, they fill the raiding ranks like flies

It is a true story, I tell you no lies
But mages as always, are cool as ice
Warming their bones
By the warmth of the hearthstones
Enjoying a little something from the Skyes

/Z
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